Every day I am thinking t myself, "What if apples are the fruit that Adam and Eve ate?" And I have avoided apples ever since grade 1 when I first thought of that... But today I had one and it was so good.... I couldn't get enough and I kept on eating, and eating... and eating, and eating... and eating, and eating.... AND MORE EATING.... I coulf write more about my eating, but I think it may go on for ever... So I'll stop....
(A sigh of relief)
And I also think, if I even betray God, I will just never eat apples again, and for those reasons...
I need a therapist.
But not to worry because I love pears too! Pears are my favourite fruit, and so they are my substitute! I know this is a piano blog, but I will just share a poem I wrote about my locker... 'My Stinky, Stinky, Locker...':
I have a locker,
I had it all year,
When I see my teachers,
I sense their fear.
I wonder what I did,
They were holding their nose,
Was I stinky?
Did I need a hose?
But the janitors ran too,
It was a big shocker,
But then I knew,
It was my locker!
My stinky, stinky locker!
It has...
Banana peels,
Maps,
Sparkly heels,
Caps.
Nails,
Rocks,
and Dirty,
Dirty,
SOCKS.
Apples,
Text Books,
Pants,
Net books.
Cats,
Hoses,
Hats,
Noses.
Giraffes,
A funny smell,
Graphs,
A deep, deep well.
Expired mayonnaise,
A cookie tray,
A big long maze,
And a cat that's stray.
A bucket of goo,
A hallway of doom,
An old donkey's poo,
A monkey's room.
A dad's TV,
A mom's kitchen,
A sister's CD,
And my kitten.
A swimming pool,
A life guard,
A big fat fool,
And an ocean of lard.
A piano made out of chocolate,
An old ugly man,
Ice cream, but you still need to top it,
A pop can.
Mr. Welburn, our dead janitor,
Mrs. Bensky, the teacher who dared go near my locker,
My sister, don't forget her,
But that's no shocker.
Math homework,
Nail filer,
A drawer of pork,
A Ferrari tire.
My dad's big mole,
My mom's old shoe,
Mr. Santa's coal
And my 'once-friend', Loo.
As you can see,
My locker is amazing,
But don't try to flee,
Especially after I did all this phrasing!
Thanks for reading!
-Immortal Beloved <3
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